Inflammatory Language No 1. The ongoing cycle

Much like trying to tack down the answer to the chicken-and-egg-thing, starting a conversation or course on inflammation is problematic. Often the dry outcome is an outlay of descriptions of the cells involved or cytokines.  This is too linear of an approach for The Febrile Muse. We are going to start by showing how inflammation is a circular cycle with multiple inputs and multiple outcomes--a macroview first.

Nothing starts inflammatory language better than Billy Joel and his smart-edgy "We Didn't Start the Fire." If you can't view on this site, here is the link:



Get this song in your head.

Now, this....

Interleukin, monocyte, whole blood cell, skin is tight

Urethritis, laryngitis, antiviral drug

Dr. Wakefield, meningitis, redness, swelling, don’t excite us

Pustule, furuncle, who pulled out the rug?

Histamine, fungus, cytokine, yellow pus

Coughing, Alzheimer’s plague, he just had a heart attack

Remodeling, Roceph, patient with TNF

Differential, antibody, antibiotic

The cycle of inflammation

it’s always running

And we keep on learning

‘bout the cycle of inflammation

What got it started and

How do we stop it

Paul de Kruif, Leeuwenhoek, Pasteur and Methnikoff

Edward Jenner, Koch and Erlich, soap, water, rinse it off

TB, parasite, Alex Flemming, agar

Arthur Ashe and Magic, baby’s got bad asthma

Extravasation, NSAIDS, cortisone, reaction

Pneumonitis, inhaler, bronchitis, with pallor

Lupus, arthritic, city epidemic

Panic, virus, face mask, it’s allergenic

The cycle of inflammation

it’s always running

And we keep on learning

‘bout the cycle of inflammation

What got it started and

How do we stop it

Cystitis, exudate, macrophages, propagate

Cascade, renegade, acute or chronic, protein

Foreign body, bad germs, chemicals and bad burns

Radiate, pathogen, we will need more oxygen

Hot to touch, fever, sepsis and anemia

Neutrophil, histocytes, got to take my pill

Mast cell, mediator, ate a toxin, see you later

Vomit, clotting, complement and kinin

The cycle of inflammation

it’s always running

And we keep on learning

‘bout the cycle of inflammation

What got it started and

How do we stop it

Polio, wheezing, spread the germs by sneezing

Sniffles, headache, one system is innate

Adaptive immunity, it remembers all it sees

Antigen, DNA, wish this cold would go away!

Nitric oxide, enzymes, interferon, lysozyme

Lipids, cells walls, gees—I will forget it all

Celiac, sarcoid, she’s got a positive node

Reperfusion, acne, transplant, myopathy

The cycle of inflammation

it’s always running

And we keep on learning

‘bout the cycle of inflammation

What got it started and

How do we stop it

Penicillin, quinine, quinolone, betadine

HPV and cancer, ID doctor’s on the line

Benadryl, loratidine, what do all these numbers mean?

Fever curve, blood pressure, Bell’s palsy of the cranial nerve

B12 and vitamin D, ANC and CRP

Encephalitis, UA, insulin and malaise

Scaring and abcess, this is one whole bloody mess!

Resolution, Stop it! I have had enough of it.

The cycle of inflammation

it’s always running

And we keep on learning

‘bout the cycle of inflammation

What got it started and

How do we stop it

The cycle of inflammation

It’s supposed to help us

But it goes on and on and on and on…..

I hope Billy Joel would approve--for science-sake. Perhaps we'll get lucky and he will contribute a video of himself at the piano singing The Febrile Muse's version--I'd split the profits with him and give half to local science/literacy programs for kids.


This is the first post of a series: Inflammatory Language. It will briefly emphasize aspects of inflammation, mainly in response to microorganisms, but not always. You can contribute to this column by submitting 300 serious, political, scientific, or funny words (as long as they have something to do with inflammation) to me  by email, along with byline. If deemed appropriate, we'll publish it here--thank you. At some point, I may be able to offer gifts, but not yet.